office j.o.b.

There are days when I feel that it would be so much better if man had not evolved.

Life would be so much more relaxed. The only time anyone would have to worry would probably be when a predator attacks. Even though that would technically be a life threatening situation, and you wouldn’t need a radar detector to speed, I still feel that life would be way better than the quality of life we have right now with LCD LED TV this or home security camera that, arms covered down to your luxury wrist watch because your buddy owned a tattoo gun. Getting up every day at the same time, doing the exact same things till it is time for me and my designer shoes and handbags to leave the house and catch the same bus that drops me outside of my office.

I sit at the same desk every day, underneath the gas shop garage heater, and work on the exact same files and reports. There is absolutely no change. And I hate monotony. I find it very annoying. There should be some change once in a while.

At least I should get to see some new people.

I sometimes think I should have done journalism instead of accounting. That way I would have been able to travel and see new places and interview lots of people. I guess it is not too late to start right now.

I should check up on some journalism courses. People say I have good writing skills so maybe I will be able to work with a newspaper someday. That would be really cool. And I will get to see my name in print. That sounds like a great idea!

Mental note to myself: find out about journalism courses.

boss germs

So journalism is out of the question. There is just too much study involved. Well my job is not too bad. It is just boring at times.

My boss tried to ask me out today.

That man is seriously gross at times.

And the rest of the times he is such a dumb person.

I always wonder how he managed to get to such a senior position in the office. He obviously does not know anything. All the times that he has received commendations for his work, it has actually been me who did all the hard work. He simply sent the reports from his email ID to the top management. And the cheek of him, he never even mentioned that I was the one who did everything.

When I asked him why he never mentioned my name, he said that we are a team and whatever praise he gets is actually for everyone on the team. The next time he gets a promotion I will remind him of this logic and say that since we are a team I deserve a promotion too.
And then he has the guts to ask me out for a coffee. I swear had he not been my boss I would never have entertained a slob like him. Sometimes I think he doesn’t even bathe. Disgusting!

Anyway, promotions are about to happen and I am hoping that I did create a good impression about myself this time. I could really use a raise. Everything is so expensive nowadays and at this rate I will never be able to save anything.

The girl from the marketing department barely ever sits in her office. She is always on the move wearing either reebok running shoes or her women’s new balance shoes. She must get to meet so many new people and travel a lot.